Despair (again…)
Posted by: anothershore on: Saturday, October 4, 2008
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Wednesday, October 22, 2008 at 22:32
It is funny (peculiar) that you should have mentioned this, Khun Paddy. I currently find myself in the parish of Irony, Oregon where I am conducting some research.
After California, where I was assessing and synchronising with the rhythms of the Ocean, and visiting Tobi, who has “shacked up” with a surfing expert in La Jolla, it is rather quiet here.
Tomorrow I will arrive in Ohio.
Saturday, November 1, 2008 at 22:33
Ohio is like, so totally, the critical, in a very real sense, swing state that could fry Obama’s banana, wouldn’tcha say, Nikkers?
Friday, December 5, 2008 at 14:39
Herr Doktor Nikon,
I’m sure you’ll be thrilled to know that I have finally passed motion (after subsisting on a rigorous diet of fried white bread and caramel-laced bananas) and, in consequence, have been shitting like a geyser in a summer meadow.
A request: Senor Edilberto most earnestly desires that you do bring your “Fire” CD (i.e. that sinister thing that makes your telly look like something out of Dante) so we can show off our 15,000 Oiro TV monitor to the best possible effect at tomorrow’s riotous soiree chez Nordcap. Will this be possible?
In other news, Marion will be performance knitting.
I remain, Nikon, your master’s humble servant,
Don Duncan, Thane of Glamis xx
Friday, December 5, 2008 at 16:23
Dear Khun Prof. Paddy,
David has gone to the Stabi, the better to be creative. But I have mastered the art of ripp-n-burn (hahaha LOL) and have already made a new disc with the fire onboard. Sorry to be so jargonistic.
On a colonic note, I am so pleased that your Blockage has been entstopft and trust your meadow is now well fertilized.
Any news on the Fish??
I remain, Nikon.
Friday, January 23, 2009 at 3:55
Herr David!
Indeed, the President fluffed his oath as it was I, Nikon, fluffing him from under the podium. That strange freak with the intense eyes and NO HAIR (the one running that course for Ivy League paedophiles someplace out on the East coast) says to pass on all his very best, and apologise truly, madly for yet more delay in sending updates. But he’s got a whole lot of hellish Greek papyri to decode and the pills are running low…
Faithfully in touch. Soon. I. Remain.
Your humble and obediant (and lovin’ it) servant,
Nikonovich II xxxx
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Monday, October 20, 2008 at 19:25
irony?